You know a movie has truly become famous when someone creates a pornographic rendition of it.

Essentially, it’s the exact opposite of Kim Kardashian’s climb to fame.

The aptly named Gnardians of the Galaxy was released on April 3rd on WoodRocket.com. Besides being the most perfectly named porn website to release a Guardians of the Galaxy pornography, WoodRocket.com is known for their nerdily punderful pop-culture pornos. They’ve released such gems as The Humper Games, The Knobbit, and Game of Bones. Even Gnardian’s trailer is full of references that fans will understand. They even get a little political. WoodRocket – changing the world one porno at a time.

Gnardians of the Galaxy features the following stars:

  • Aaron Wilcoxxx as Star Load
  • Daisy Ducati as Gamwhora
  • April O’Neil as Rocket Raccooch
  • Shane Diesel as Crax
  • AJ (just AJ) as Groin
  • Tabitha Stevens as Kokrath
  • Vuko as Bonin.

We’ll let you know when we find the real name of those actors. But in the meantime, if you weren’t weirdly attracted to raccoons before, April O’Neil wearing a raccoon might change your mind and confuse you. Because, needless to say, this sounds like the most sexually confusing porno spoof since This Ain’t Avatar XXX in honor of James Cameron’s masterpiece (that’s a Wikipedia link, just FYI).

Check out this (mostly) SFW trailer we found of the porno…although you might still want to watch it with headphones and minimized as tiny as possible just in case: 

The trailer alone gives the lyrics “I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me” brand new meaning. But hey, if you want to watch the whole movie, I trust you to be able to find it all by yourself.

Or just leave it up to your imagination. If you can even imagine a porn this ridiculous.

Whatever you decide, the verdict is clear.

Guardians of the Galaxy has indeed truly made it.