Only one person would willingly watch all three Transformers movies within a span of 15 hours.
And only one person would invite you to join him, for free, in doing so.
That crazy person is Shia LaBeouf, who – as of this writing – is nearly halfway through a batshit crazy bender of watching every single Shia LaBeouf movie at New York City’s Angelika Film Center. In reverse chronological order, obviously.
The Shia binge, expertly titled #ALLMYMOVIES, started on 12 pm (EST) Tuesday with his most recent work Man Down and wraps up Thursday night with Naussica of the Valley of the Wind. Yeah, I haven’t heard of that one either.
He’s even doing the movies that he had all of two scenes in — like I, Robot and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.
— Nick Orsini (@NickOrsini) November 10, 2015
Kudos to anyone insane enough to join Shia in doing the Great Shia LaBeouf Movie Bender of 2015 all the way through.
I’d be struggling hard other than when gems Fury, Disturbia, or Holes are on. Actually, the original Transformers was pretty solid and The Even Stevens Movie would be entertaining based off nostalgia alone.
Let’s be honest, without Louis Stevens there is no 55-hour long virtual tour of Shia LaBeouf’s IMDB page. If you aren’t lucky enough to live in New York and see this absurdity take place in real time, (for free, what a steal) the whole damn thing is being live streamed.
Which gives you a fantastic opportunity to watch Shia watch all of the Shia. However, there was a major controversy when he disappeared for a 90-minute breather around 3 am Wednesday – a rather understandable crime considering that was right in the middle of the brutal third Transformers movie.
Most likely he was finding/consuming one or multiple amphetamines because, you know, he has to watch himself for 55 straight hours.
Either way it appears Shia LaBeouf has officially lost his goddamn mind. Most geniuses do at one point or another – so keep doing you, Shia.
Speaking of, we leave you with the greatest motivational speech ever created.