With all due respect, holy shit. This video is one of the most terrifying and uncomfortable things I’ve ever watched.
In fact, it was so terrifying and uncomfortable that I transcribed the quotes below on the first listen because I mentally could not handle this crazy Wicca preacher for one more second. And because I’m not going to sleep tonight, I’ve decided to share that problem with the rest of you.
The video you are about to see is a by-product of modern paganism or neo-paganism. Which, according to one expert, is a modern religious movement that seeks to incorporate beliefs or ritual practices from traditions outside the main world religions.
With that said, I apologize in advance if you wake up several times tonight in a pool of your own sweat because some insane asshole decided to make this video.
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Not only is this man possibly somewhere in the city of Chicago right now, he’s literally going after Christian blood. In the last four seconds of the video, it’s also clear that this man is severely jawing out. I can only assume that this was caused by the overwhelming amount of cocaine he snorted before filming this commercial, but I’ll let you be the judge.
Instead of trying to explain this video on my own, take a look at what some other viewers had to say about it. It might make you feel better.