Remixes are a lot like pineapples.
By themselves, pineapples are pretty chill. But when you mix them with rum, they’re the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard. Or tasted. Or whatever.
Moving on, we’ve decided to funnel our musical wisdom in order to provide a ranking.
What type of ranking? Well, a ranking of this year’s best electronic music remixes. You silly goof.
From Mat Zo to NGHTMRE, there was no shortage of notable renditions. To say the least, this year introduced an intricate and brilliant theme in electronic music. Vomitstep dominated in 2015, with filthy producers like Snails rising from the dirt you walk on.
And last but not least, what would a crappy best EDM remixes of 2015 ranking be without an appearance from Sonny Moore? Or the best remix of Adele’s new mega jam?
Below, you’ll find all that and more. Enjoy folks.
Alison Wonderland – U Don’t Know (Slander Remix)
Damn bro, I love your chops.
Porter Robinson – Flicker (Mat Zo Remix)
When it comes to Mat Zo, you should expect nothing ordinary.
Lil Boosie – Crazy (Brillz & Snails Bootleg)
Out of all the best EDM remixes of 2015, this one wins Best Shower Lyrics.
They say that I’m crazy, and sometimes
I feel like I’m crazy
But I know I’m not crazy
And my mistakes don’t make me, or break me
Kaskade – Disarm You (Illenium Remix)
There’s no official entry for “Illenium” in the dictionary. But if you look in Google, you’ll read a lot about this Denver-based, Cali-born producer.
Hayden James – Something About You (ODESZA Remix)
You’re gonna like the way this sounds, I guarantee it.
Adele – Hello (Marshmello Remix)
Who is Marshmello?
Xylo – Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea (LAXX Remix)
If these lyrics aren’t enough to get your panties wet, I’d see your local gynecologist right away.
GTA – Red Lips (Skrillex Remix)
The music video to this song would have been a mainstay on TRL (Total Request Live) back in the heyday of MTV.
Nero -The Thrill (Porter Robinson Remix)
And here’s to you, Porter Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please Porter Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Years & Years – King (Gryffin Remix)
Excuse us while we listen to this for years and years.
Fetty Wap – Trap Queen [CrankDat Remix]
Fetty Wap left the ball on the rim and CrankDat slammed home the putback dunk.
Live This Nightmare – Griswolds (NGHTMRE Remix)
If you don’t like this song, you’re doing it wrong.
Hollow Coves – Heatwave (filous Remix)
For the beach or the gym. Or better yet, running on the beach.
Autograf – Metaphysical (Daktyl Remix)
Let’s get metaphysical, metaphysical. I want to get metaphysical.