Every year I sit on pins and needles waiting for the annual NFL Bad Lip Reading video to come out from the previous season. When it does, I generally spend more time watching it than any normal human should.

I care about its release more than I care about actual Super Bowl media week is what I’m trying to say.

Because every year the folks over at Bad Lip Reading produce the work of mime geniuses; and 2016’s NFL Bad Lip Reading Part 1 doesn’t fall short of that praise.

As you can probably tell from the title, not much was off limits this year, even more so than previous Bad Lip Reading editions. If you forget just how good they were you can find those the links at the bottom of the post to refresh your memory.

Per usual, we have a solid mix of players and coaches in 2016. Adrian Peterson is back talking about Saskatchewan, Tony Romo has more than a few girlfriends, and Tom Brady is convinced Disney World is in Florida. We even get a brief Blaine Gabbert sighting.

It’s beautiful.

You can watch Part 1 in its entirety above, but just know when it ends you don’t have to wait another year for a new one. NFL Bad Lip Reading 2016 Part 2 is in the works.

In the mean time, here are a few of my favorite lines:

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NFL Bad Lip Reading 2015 | 2014 | 2013

UPDATE: 2/5 2:45PM

I told you there would be a part two dropping very shortly. It looks like shortly meant three short days because NFL Bad Lip Reading is out as a little Friday tweet.