Damn, man. A little bit of everyone’s childhood died this morning as Chyna, the dopest professional wrestler to ever live, was found in her apartment unconscious at the age of 45. In other words, screw you life, that is way too soon.
Let’s pour one out for ‘The Ninth Wonder of the World,” and also the third greatest porno actress of all time.
I can’t even begin to recount the amount of DDT’s and power slams I used to put my friends in after watching Chyna matches. I could never master the handspring back elbow, though. I would be in awe watching her beat the shit out of everyone else.
I absolutely loved it. Now I can’t tell if I’m getting old that stars like Chyna and Dave Mirra and people from my childhood are passing, or if they’re simply going too young. It’s probably the latter.
To honor everyone’s favorite female wrestler we put together a collection of some of Chyna’s best moments as a professional wrestler. There’s no doubt that the future Hall of Famer is going to be supremely missed.
Making Trish Stratus Her Bitch
Destroying Lita @ Judgement Day Championship
WWE Raw Debut
Anyone Else Think Ivory Was The Worst?
The Return To Steal Triple H’s Thunder