As anyone with a good internet connection knows, this past weekend was a big one in sports. Massive, you might say.
Shit, in Chicago, it’s been a crazy month of sports. Recently, both the Bulls and Blackhawks moved onto the second round of the NBA and NHL playoffs, and baseball season is in full swing. It’s a glorious time to be from the Windy City.
Or no better time to start a weekly adventure (disaster) we decided to call “Cottonmouth Sports.” That’s what sets us apart. We’re hungover half the time anyways, why not film us talking about sports while hungover?
This week, in the pilot episode, flustered show host Keegan attempts to balance a pounding headache with three guests of different heights to address the most hard-hitting topics in sports, including:
-Who won the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight, Tom Brady or Denzel Washington?
-On the Cleveland Cavs, who has the best calves?
-Shouldn’t it be the Minnesota Wilderness?
-Horse enthusiast Bob Hay on the Kentucky Derby
Cottonmouth Sports, Episode 1